oh my life

LAAAAANDAAAAAAAN

2007-03-26T21:11:43Z

I went to London today. We used to live there. When I lived there I thought it was shit.

I was right. Went to my old flat - it was small and dirty.

London is good in short bursts - but not to live there!!

well then

2007-03-21T19:48:07Z

if you are going to move I best get used to this fucking thing - eh!

cunting phone

2007-02-06T19:45:21Z

my phone refuses to let me use the word 'cunting' when sending text messages. This is censorship of free expression and I am going to cunting sue the cunt.

live journal

2006-05-17T09:31:07Z

is it me or is it hot in here?

beans on toast

2006-02-23T17:27:33Z

I have been setting this thing up and it ihas taken so long that I cannot write anything as I now have to go any make beans on toast.

My life:

1. decide to do something
2. think oh it will take x amount of time and put it in your plan for the day
3. try and do it and realise it actuallly takes 9(x) amount of time
4. find you don't have time to do all the other things you are supposed to do
5. watch telly instead