oh my life

LAAAAANDAAAAAAAN

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:11:43 GMT

I went to London today. We used to live there. When I lived there I thought it was shit.

I was right. Went to my old flat - it was small and dirty.

London is good in short bursts - but not to live there!!

well then

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:48:07 GMT

if you are going to move I best get used to this fucking thing - eh!

cunting phone

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:45:21 GMT

my phone refuses to let me use the word 'cunting' when sending text messages. This is censorship of free expression and I am going to cunting sue the cunt.

live journal

Wed, 17 May 2006 09:31:07 GMT

is it me or is it hot in here?

beans on toast

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 17:27:33 GMT

I have been setting this thing up and it ihas taken so long that I cannot write anything as I now have to go any make beans on toast.

My life:

1. decide to do something
2. think oh it will take x amount of time and put it in your plan for the day
3. try and do it and realise it actuallly takes 9(x) amount of time
4. find you don't have time to do all the other things you are supposed to do
5. watch telly instead